cheese

sometimes a shitty day feels EXACTLY like dropping a square of American cheese onto the floor… a Kraft Single, if I may… and it just kind of like abruptly slaps the ground without movement… and like… looks back up at you. and you and the cheese just look at each other like “whelp.”

and then there’s like, a sigh alongside a weird embarrassing feeling while bending down to peel the square off the ground. and it’s usually dead silent when this happens. every time. without fail. like what is that even about?

so yeah. whelp and whomp.